If you wish to be our sitter Please be sweet and never bitter Help us with Math and book reports Might I add, eat my shorts (Bart!) Just cutting through the treacle If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her Let me get away with murder! Teach us songs and magic tricks Might I add, no fat chicks (Homer!) The Nanny we want is kindly and sage And one who will work for minimum wage Hurry Nanny, things are grim (I'll do it!) Anyone but him!