In front of a tavern Flat on his face A boozehound named Barney Is pleading his case Buy me a beer Two bucks a glass Come on, help me I'm freezing my ass Buy me brandy A snifter of wine Who am I kidding I'll drink turpentine Move it, you drunk Or I'll blast your rear end I've found two bucks Then come in, my friend And so, let us leave On this heartwarming scene Can I be a boozehound Not till you're fifteen