Trey Parker - Baptize Me lyrics
Artist: Trey Parker
album: The Book Of Mormon (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
Well, then... would you like to baptize me?
Sure, yeah, that'd be great
Okay, let's do it
What? You mean now?
Why not?
Well, to be honest, I've never done it before
That's okay, neither have I
Yes, that's true
Do you know how to baptize someone into the Church?
Sure, that's something we studied over and over again at Mission Control Center
Then please, Elder Cunningham, I want to be baptized
I swear to dedicate my life to the Church
Ha, okay, I just need a second to get ready
Okay, I will get ready, too
I'm about to do it for the first time
And I'm gonna do it with a girl
A special girl
Who makes my heart kinda flutter
Makes my eyes kinda blur
I can't believe I'm about
To baptize her
He will baptize me
He will hold me in his arms
And he will baptize me
Right in front of everyone
And it will set me free
When he looks into my eyes
And he sees just how much
I love being baptized
I'm gonna baptize her
Baptize me
Bathe her in God's glory
And I will baptize her
I'm ready
With everything I've got
And I'll make her beg for more
As I wash her free of sin
And it'll be so good
She'll want me to
Baptize her (me) again
Excuse me, I need another minute
Never known a boy so gentle
One like him is hard to find
A special kind
That makes my heart kinda flutter
Like a moth in a cocoon
I hope he gets to baptizing me soon
I'm gonna baptize you
I'm through will all the stalling
You're gonna baptize me
I'm ready to let you do it
And it will set us free
It's time to be immersed
And I'm so happy you're about to be my first
Okay, you ready?
I am ready, so how do we do it?
Well, I hold you like this
Yeah
And I lower you down
Yeah
And then I
Oooh
I just baptized her
She got doused by Heavenly Father
I just baptized her good
Baptized me
I performed like a champ
I'm wet with salvation
We just went all the way
Praise be to God
I'll never forget this day
I baptized you
You baptized me
I got you good
Baptize me
You want it more, baby?
Baptize me
I'll text you later
Sure, yeah, that'd be great
Okay, let's do it
What? You mean now?
Why not?
Well, to be honest, I've never done it before
That's okay, neither have I
Yes, that's true
Do you know how to baptize someone into the Church?
Sure, that's something we studied over and over again at Mission Control Center
Then please, Elder Cunningham, I want to be baptized
I swear to dedicate my life to the Church
Ha, okay, I just need a second to get ready
Okay, I will get ready, too
I'm about to do it for the first time
And I'm gonna do it with a girl
A special girl
Who makes my heart kinda flutter
Makes my eyes kinda blur
I can't believe I'm about
To baptize her
He will baptize me
He will hold me in his arms
And he will baptize me
Right in front of everyone
And it will set me free
When he looks into my eyes
And he sees just how much
I love being baptized
I'm gonna baptize her
Baptize me
Bathe her in God's glory
And I will baptize her
I'm ready
With everything I've got
And I'll make her beg for more
As I wash her free of sin
And it'll be so good
She'll want me to
Baptize her (me) again
Excuse me, I need another minute
Never known a boy so gentle
One like him is hard to find
A special kind
That makes my heart kinda flutter
Like a moth in a cocoon
I hope he gets to baptizing me soon
I'm gonna baptize you
I'm through will all the stalling
You're gonna baptize me
I'm ready to let you do it
And it will set us free
It's time to be immersed
And I'm so happy you're about to be my first
Okay, you ready?
I am ready, so how do we do it?
Well, I hold you like this
Yeah
And I lower you down
Yeah
And then I
Oooh
I just baptized her
She got doused by Heavenly Father
I just baptized her good
Baptized me
I performed like a champ
I'm wet with salvation
We just went all the way
Praise be to God
I'll never forget this day
I baptized you
You baptized me
I got you good
Baptize me
You want it more, baby?
Baptize me
I'll text you later
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