New day and I'm raring to start
Okay, let's look at your chart
New spleen? Cool beans, pretty routine
But what say we take a look at your heart?
It seems we're fresh out of spleens
But that won't matter a smidge
'Cause I've sent Milo to see
What we have got in the fridge
These kidneys won't keep
So while you're blissfully sleeping
I'll throw some in for free
A little treat in your treatment
So you say you wanna be my patient?
Go ahead and make my day
Open so I can feel your heart beat
I wanna get inside you in a good way
Hey, you ate it hard for breakfast
Baby, now you're scrambled eggs
Hey, man, I wanna fix what's broken
I wanna get inside you in a good way
You might find a shrub for a lung unlikely
Nurse misheard me when I asked for an IV
At least try three had no cats on your CAT scan
What were you expecting when you asked for a trans-plant?
We soon gave up with the tracking the rates of patient survival
'Cause I am psych-i-opathic as I am homeo-cidal
We heard it's hip to recycle so now your hip's a bicycle
And we replaced your slipped disc with this record on vinyl
Digging through your small intestine
Gonna give you what you need
Sauerkraut and poor digestion are my two least favourite things
I wanna cut you open and take you apart
And put you right back together again
An eye for an eye
And an arm for a leg
And a pickle for an arm
Hey, what's that doing in there?
You say you got a bad kidney
I'll put it in its place
Opet up, I wanna cure what ails you
I wanna get inside you in a good way
Hey, well, I'm a second-class sawbones
But, baby, that's okay
Come on! I'm gonna fix what's broken
I wanna get inside you in a good way
Day four of my medical residence
There's organs to jettison and the morgue needs some specimens
Hippocratically negligent like I'm hacking at venison
There's a reason it's called 'practising medicine'
So I'm excited to make your acquaintance
In the waiting room I've made in my basement
'Cause I crave the sensation of your brains in my waste bin
I'm a nice guy, but I keep losing my patients
If your internals have curdled
And need some surgery urgently
It must be an emergency
If your GP refers to me
I'm certain you'd prefer to see
Some nerd from university
Earned their degree deservedly
'Stead of free when they purchased the
Learnin' Surgery DVD
This infernal infirmary
There's a quirk in your circuitry
We'll work on it externally
Pretty soon, you'll be surfing the
One-way gurney to purgatory
All aboard to absurdity
Anaesthetic's a courtesy
So you say you wanna be my patient?
Go ahead and make my day
Open up so I can feel your heart beat
I wanna get inside you in a good way
Hey, you ate it hard for breakfast
Baby, now you're scrambled eggs
Hey, man, I wanna fix what's broken
I wanna get inside you in a good way
I wanna get inside you in a good way
Wanna get inside you in a good way
Wanna get inside you in a good way
I wanna get inside you in a good way
Wanna get inside you in a good way
Wanna get inside you in a good way
Scalpel
Yes, doctor
Aubergine
There you are, doctor
Rubber duck
Ah, yes, doctor
Sponge
Uh, no, the myofibril, not a cake
Eh, you know what? Put the cake in, too! Why not?