Long ago, in a land unknown
A baby boy had arrived
Born a cheese, with a smile that gleamed
The cheddar of his mother's eye
He learned to walk, he learned to talk
The baby never cried
He just said:
"My name Mr. Cheese!"
"My name Mr. Cheese!
Oooh, Mr. Cheese
He's gonna be the best impostor that you've
Ever seen
And we know there's no cheese-grater
Yes we know
And we believe
That he's gonna save us all
You're gonna do us proud
You're the crewmate that we adore
♪
The child was two, and with every inch he grew
He looked up to the skies
His dreams were true, each night he knew
The stars were in his eyes
He played with toys, spaceships, asteroids
Completing tasks left and right
And oooh, his future's bright
Oooh, Mr. Cheese
He's gonna be the best impostor that you've
Ever seen
And we know there's no cheese-grater
Yes we know
And we believe
That he's gonna save us all
You're gonna do us proud
You're the crewmate that we adore
♪
Well this kid was cool
Just a teen in school
The cheesiest player with no regard for the rules
Just a baller
A genuine rock 'n' rolla
He's good and bad
Like a bi-polar gorgonzola
He knew the biz
Knew how to feed his
Appetite for trouble like he's a cheese wiz
Oooooooooh, he's gonna be the greatest (Aw yeah!)
(Aw yeah!)
Oooh, Mr. Cheese
He's gonna be the best impostor that you've
Ever seen
And we know there's no cheese-grater
Yes we know
And we believe
That he's gonna save us all
You're gonna do us proud
You're the crewmate that we adore
It's time to leave home and it's raining (Ooh, wet!)
I want to be a crewmate in space (Ohh)
I'm going to base for my training
And I hope that I find
Find my place
Every day, I train and train
To be the best that I can be
Learning how to complete the tasks
So one day I'll finally be
Part of the crew
I'll be able to do
Whatever the captain wants me to
And one day soon
Ohh yeah, baby, one day soon
Oooh, Mr. Cheese
He's gonna be the best impostor that you've
Ever seen
And we know there's no cheese-grater
Yes we know
And we believe
That he's gonna save us all
You're gonna do us proud
You're the crewmate that we adore
♪
I made it, I'm finally on board
I'm a crewmate after all! (Ooh, yeah baby!)
But there's something stirring inside of me
Something I've not felt before (Oh no!)
All I want to do is break necks
And hide behind every door
I'm an impostor
Going to be the greatest impostor of all!
Oooh, Mr. Cheese (I'm Mr. Cheese, baby!)
He's gonna be the best impostor that you've (Ooh, yeah baby!)
Ever seen
And we know there's no cheese-grater
Yes we know
And we believe
That he's gonna save us all (Ohh yeah, baby, one day soon!)
You're gonna do us proud
And we're all so proud
Oooooooh-oooooooh
When I'm in the crew
I'm not going to lose
Cos I'm so good
I'm Mr. Cheese, baby!