(Dear TheOdd1sOut, where do I begin?) Once upon a time Many years ago I was just a fan Of your videos Watched them all the time Every single day Hearing stories of Soobway Then I did the thing Like I always do I would try to make a remix of you Did another one And another few Woke the singer inside you Soon the summer ended Halloween was at the door I asked you to sing with me like never done before You said "Yes!" and we went on To make a masterpiece Oh, life was perfect And my heart was at ease But it came a day When it all would change I would make a disastreous mistake While at my friend's birthday event Sent you an horrible present Right there and then Took a video Me dancing like an idiot Never heard again From my buddy James To this day I'm so ashamed This is my apology to you, TheOdd1sOut Know that I am sorry if I caused you any doubt Now I'm left to wander With the shame of being me The shame of never knowing What our lives can ever be Why, oh why, did I Have to send this stupid clip? Lost all credibility All trust and partnership Never shall I dance in your DMs ever again Forgive me James For I am not The fool I was back then!