I wish I was a legendary everybody knows,
And carry all my team mates even all the full time pro's,
But instead my K/D's low and my whole team gets mad,
I wish I could fix that my internet is freaking bad,
I was told I'd get the fastest speeds when I would move,
But now I'm here in no mans land and nothing ever did improve.
Body blocking my whole team with 500 ping,
And when I try to help them out, miss everything,
When I go run back down, to support my team,
Flanking from the side, aiming R but then I lag out!
AoE my lane, soaking all XP,
But getting ganked by 3, aiming R but then I lag out!
For all the times I used my range and then secured the kill,
It's not always lucky lag when droppin' the fatal, it was skill.
Ravenous Spirit haunting, taunting when hearting back to base,
And brace yourself, you wanna go poke, you better cloak 'cause you will get the bill.
Look at my score, not much higher than before,
That poor attack, keep watching your back, 'cause Zeratul knocks at your back door,
When I am contributing, they're disputing I fail my attack,
But they are 0 to 3 and don't see that I am dodging 'em all with my lag.
Body blocking my whole team with 500 ping,
And when I try to help them out, miss everything,
When I go run back down, to support my team,
Flanking from the side, aiming R but then I lag out!
AoE my lane, soaking all XP,
But getting ganked by 3, aiming R but then I lag out!
Oh, I know it is a curse to get queued up in my team,
But even lagging I can wreck, I am better than I seem,
I can't help it that the Blizzard servers won't connect with me,
I'm shouting: "Please! Where can I get fiber?!"
Oh, I know it is a curse to get queued up in my team,
But even lagging I can wreck, I am better than I seem,
I can't help it that the Blizzard servers won't connect with me,
I'm shouting: "Please! Where can I get fiber?!"
When I go run back down, to support my team,
Flanking from the side, aiming R but then I lag out!
AoE my lane, soaking all XP,
But getting ganked by 3, aiming R but then I lag out!
Used to lagging out, used to lagging out, murkey,
Used to lagging out, stupid pufferfish, quirky.
Used to lagging out, used to lagging out, murkey,
Used to lagging out, stupid pufferfish, quirky.