Dance for me Mr. Tayto Man
Won't you dance for me Mr. Tayto Man
Don't you know you're a very handsome man?
Let me love on your cheese and onion
Dance for me Mr. Tayto Man
Won't you dance for me Mr. Tayto Man
Don't you know you're a very handsome man?
Let me love on your cheese and onion
No, no, these feens can't hack it
They don't wanna step to the man in the jacket
He got crisp packets
He made em with magic
And he's more Irish than bacon and cabbage
Twenty pounds of potato thickness
And he's so smooth
Flow through you like liquid
I love Monster Munch and the Treble Crunch (love em)
And a pack of Snax is healthy for lunch
Dance for me Mr. Tayto Man
Won't you dance for me Mr. Tayto Man
Don't you know you're a very handsome man?
Let me love on your cheese and onion
Dance for me Mr. Tayto Man
Won't you dance for me Mr. Tayto Man
Don't you know you're a very handsome man?
Let me love on your cheese and onion
When I say Tayto, you say man
Tayto (Man)
Tayto (Man)
When I say Mister, you say Tayto
Mister (Tayto)
Mister (Tayto)
Dance for me Mr. Tayto Man
Won't you dance for me Mr. Tayto Man
Don't you know you're a very handsome man?
Let me love on your cheese and onion
Dance for me Mr. Tayto Man
Won't you dance for me Mr. Tayto Man
Don't you know you're a very handsome man?
Let me love on your cheese and onion