We got twenty-nine fingers And man are we havin' fun We got twenty-nine fingers And boy are we havin' fun Twenty-nine fingers and Only six are thumbs We play cheap guitars and Only two lousy drums Cheap guitars and Only two lousy drums See us comin' you'd better get out of the way We're the Konks, yeah yeah yeah We're the Konks, and we don't care We're the Konks, yeah yeah yeah We're the Konks, yeah yeah yeah Twenty-nine fingers and man are we havin' fun Twenty-nine fingers and man are we havin' fun Cheap guitars and only two lousy drums Cheap guitars and only two lousy drums See us comin' you better get out of the way We're the Konks, yeah yeah yeah We're the Konks, yeah yeah yeah We're the Konks, hey hey hey We're the Konks, and we don't care