Taylor Swift's got some pretty fuckin' dresses and a weird little smash faced cat
She's a very handsome woman but she's so much more than that
Why do I even have to tell you she's the best didn't you see her documentary? (Fuck yes)
Isn't it funny how even the most powerful women get prodded and groped
By useless fucking dickheads with entitlement
Because entitlement can't be spelled without men
David fucking Mueler put his hand up her skirt
When he lost his job he tried to sue her
I'm genuinely surprised that he didn't win
Because society in general hates women
I haven't paid much attention to her records since Speak Now
But every time a song comes on I know all the words somehow
The production is different but the songs are the same when your strip them right back to their core
And I'm not too fucking cool for it anymore
Taylor Swift was a folksy singer with some pop running through her veins
But she had bigger plans in the style of Shania fucking Twain
But Shania's a pariah when Mariah's new messiah comes creeping in the dark (Pure nonsense)
How many pop stars write their own songs?
How many pop stars care? (Fuck you)
Why did I chant fuck you right there?
Cause I can do whatever I want. (Fuck you)
I won't be successful because I'm stupid but Taylor Swift is smart (Fuck you)
Smarter than chanting 'fuck you' in her songs
Smarter than chanting fuck you
I wish Sparks Fly was actually called Sharks Fly
I haven't paid much attention to her records since Speak Now
But every time a song comes on I know all the words somehow
The production is different but the songs are the same when your strip them right back to their core
And I'm not too fucking cool for it anymore
Taylor Swift owes you nothing
And yet proceeds to give you everything you ever didn't know you wanted
You owe her the world