I've seen the circus man Entertain the best he can But clowns are creepy and a bit weird Bring the beat back I've seen the acrobats Juggle fire and tame big cats But that strikes me as a strange thing to want to be good at I'd rather see a man in a bar Playing songs that he wrote On a beat-up old guitar Don't care if sometimes he don't play it right Four chords and the truth And I'll have a good night I've seen the football games To me they're all the same One team wins, one loses And next year they'll just play each other Again and again and again I've seen films at the cinema Some good, some so bad I don't know what they are I'll tell you one thing Everytime I went I was overcharged I'd rather see a girl in a bar Playing songs that she wrote On a beat-up old guitar Don't care if sometimes she don't play it right Four chords and the truth By me she's alright She's alright She's alright Alright I've seen too much TV Way more than what's good for me I don't know why because all I ever see Is repeats of Top Gear And Come Dine with Me And after all the things I've seen There's only one place I want to be On stage with nothing but my guitar Between you and me I'd rather be that man in a bar Playing songs that I wrote On my beat-up guitar Hope you don't mind If sometimes I don't play it right Four chords and the truth Shit I think I just played five But that's alright That's alright That's alright