Another friday night when your plan A has fallen through A tinder date was sounding great, was too good to be true I guess besides love of adventure sense of humour zest for life He just forgot to mention the new baby or the wife Yeah, what a dick But there's no need to be lonesome when you've got the next best thing So you block him on your socials and you give me a ring And say you're in need of some sympathy some sushi and Netflix You know I'm always free for dinner when they bail on you at six And I will be the best I can I will be the best I can I will be the best I can But you won't choose me Over the last man on earth And how am I back here again, I've learned so many times That I've run out of melodies and I've run out of rhymes And I know this way lies insanity I've seen it all before But I know next time you need me I'll be right there at your door And I will be the best I can I will be the best I can I will be the best I can And you won't choose me Over the last man on earth And after all the chasing when you're tiring of this life And you pick the least worst option and consent to be his wife I'll plan the hen do in Chicago, I will be there at the alter And you can be my Santiago if I can't be your Paralta But I can be the best I can I can be the best I can I can be the best I can And you still won't choose me Over the last man on earth Sometimes at last orders when we've both had too much to drink And you look at me for too long in a way that makes me think You sometimes wish that things were different and it sometimes makes you sad That I treat you better than the best boyfriend you've ever had And I can be the best I can I can be the best I can I can be the best I can And you still won't choose me Over the last man And I can be the best I can I will be the best I can I can be the best I can You won't choose me Over the last man And I can be the best I can I will be the best I can I will be the best I can And you won't choose me And darling don't you know you'll never lose me Not to the last man And I can be the best I can I can be the best I can I can be the best I can And you won't choose me Over the last man And I can be the best I can I can be the best I can I can be the best I can And you won't choose Over the last man And I can be the best I can be the best I can I can be the best I can