Who's that coming out the basement with a bloody apron Prepare to meet your replacement I chase men into alley ways Trap them up against fences and act like a dentist Taking out your teeth like dentures Violence and nudity is why my adventures is censored I bent the halo of angel Fought a dozen demons then I ate a dozen bagels Ten times the tact of new jack In fact I never lose a battle so rack Then sit back and chill while I chalk my stick I can't make the break while you're talking dick Brick after brick I keep building and building Rhyme after rhyme gets fed to the children I play with a rapper like a girl with a dolly And then I kill them like Kali I'm not jolly like Saint Nick dick My vics is steady washing up to shore like Pauly Come take a trolly to the land of make believe Because you couldn't handle the way that I ate emcees Up like a basket of hot wings King of my castle Natural like Arizona hot springs I got dreams that involve me getting paid And laid in the shade and making out with a fresh maid I made the grade I'm the best at my trade I never made a track that lacked lyrics Largely because emcees flip their lids when they hear it You can't crush my spirit by attacking my dead ego As my adventures continue like Remo Williams And billions of dollars get spent Your sister went to my show and got a backstage pass And at last now I'm up in that ass I got class charisma character and cunning I'm stunning emcees for testing They're running and resting And while they're asleep I'm ingesting Arms and legs I digest them like eggs They beg and beg and beg me to leave them alone So I give them to my robot clone Taking them home and then I'm breaking their bones down to powder Turning the music up louder