I've been asked to say a few words to Earth people about the stars
You see, I've been there
I came from the planet, Vulcan
For centuries, you Earthlings have been starstruck
You've had your lucky star
You kiss when you see the first star at night
You have movie stars
And, you wish upon a star
Have you considered the possibility
That on a star, the star people wish upon an Earth
For example, Earth life, Earth bright, first Earth I see tonight
Or, Twinkle Twinkle Little Earth, how I wonder, what you're worth
Sound strange?
Well, on Sestus Omicron Three the all time hit song, is "Earthdust"
Also people will sing
"Catch a falling Earth and put it in your pocket"
And might you not have difficulty accepting the idea
Of a nation anthem called, "The Earth-Spangled Banner"
You see, it is, after all
A question of point of view
If I were an emotional creature
I would be shocked by your Earth concept of stars falling on Alabama
Really, I find that most illogical
Now, as to the matter of space sanitation
Will you take a moment to consider all the littering and debris
My planet has to contend with
Old nose cones
Cameras
And even a corned-beef sandwich
And those rocket fumes
On Vulcan, our leaders wife has started a
"Let's Keep Space Beautiful Campaign"
And now I must hurry off to a galactic convention
Of what you Earth people might call
"Those little green people"
I leave you with good advice my father gave me
When I left my home planet of Vulcan
"Dont let the Earth get in your eyes"