Well a person can work up A mean, mean thirst After a hard day of nothing much at all Summer's passed It's too late to cut the grass Ain't much to rake anyway in the fall Sometimes i just ain't in the mood To take my place in back with the loudmouths Like a picture on the fridge That's never stocked with food Used to live at home Now i stay at the house Everybody wants to be special here They call your name out loud and clear Here comes a regular Call out your name Here comes a regular Am i the only one here today? Well a drinking buddy that's bound to another town Once the police made you go away Even if you're in the arms of someone's baby now I take a great big whiskey to ya anyway Everybody wants to be someone's here Someone's gonna show up, never fear Here comes a regular Call out your name Here comes a regular Am i the only one who feels ashamed? Well, kneeling alongside old sad eyes He says, "opportunity knocks once And the door slams shut" And all i know is i'm sick of everything That my money can buy A fool will waste his life God rest his guts First the lights and the collar goes up And the wind begins to blow Turn your back on a pay-it-back last call First the glass then the leaves that pass Comes the snow Ain't much to rake anyway in the fall And everybody wants to be special here They call your name out loud and clear Here comes a regular Call out your name Here comes a regular Am i the only one here today? Am i the only one who feels ashamed?