If pigs had wings away they'd fly Up into heaven oh so high If pigs had wings away they'd soar Up in through heaven's golden door Oh look up yonder On the telephone line Just snortin'and a gruntin' It's a flock of swine If pigs had wings and birds had none My windshield wipers could barley run Snorting When it's hunting season on flying hogs It's such a strain on my retriever dog Above the lake I shot one down That hog swam off My puppy drown If pigs had wings (Away they'd fly) Away they'd fly (Up into heaven) Up into heaven Oh so high Sing like Dudley Dooright If pigs had wings Away they'd soar (Up into heaven's golden door) Up into heaven's golden door If pigs had wings