All around the country and coast to coast People always say what do you like most I don't wanna brag I don't wanna boast I always tell them I like toast Yeah Toast! Yeah Toast! I get up in the morning about 6 am Have a little jelly have a little jam Take a piece of bread put it in the slot Push down the lever and the wires get hot I get toast Yeah Toast! Yeah Toast! Now there's no secret to toasting perfection There's a dial on the side and you make your selection Push to the dark or the light and then If it pops to soon press down again make toast Yeah Toast! Yeah Toast! When the first cave man drove in from the dregs Didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs Must've been a genius got it in his head Plug the toaster in the wall buy a bag of bread make toast Yeah Toast! Yeah Toast! O oui monsieur bonjour coquette Uh huh crossiant e Chevy Corvette Maurice Chevalier, Eiffel tower O oui Marie baguette bon soir French Toast! French Toast! In Chicago we're on the Bob and Tom Show Yeah Toast! Toast