All around the country and coast to coast People always say, "What do you like most?" Now I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast I always tell 'em I like toast Yeah, toast! Yeah, toast! When prehistoric guys first drove from the dregs They didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs Must've been an Einstein have gotten in his head, you know Plug the toaster in the wall, go buy a bag of bread, make toast Yeah, toast! Yeah, toast! Well I get up in the morning 'bout 6 a.m. Have a little jelly, have a little jam Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot Push down the lever and the wires get hot I get toast! Yeah, toast! Yeah, toast! Uh, toast? Yeah, toast!