All around the country and coast to coast People always say what do you like most? I don't wanna brag I don't wanna boast I always tell 'em I like toast Yeah toast! Yeah toast! I get up in the morning 'bout six A. M. Have a little jelly have a little jam Take a piece of bread put it in the slot Push down the lever and the wires get hot I get toast Yeah toast! Yeah toast! Now there's no secret to toasting perfection There's a dial on the side then you make your selection Push to the dark or the light and then If it pops too soon press down again Make toast Yeah toast! Yeah toast! When the first caveman drove in from the dregs Didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs Must've been a genius got it in his head Plug the toaster in the wall buy a bag of bread make toast Yeah toast! Uh toast? Oui monsieur bonjour croquette Uh huh croissant et vous et ver Maurice Chevalier Eiffel Tower Oui Marie baguette bonsoir French toast! French toast! In Chicago or on the Bob And Tom Show Yeah toast! Good on ya' Toast