It's a blank slate Upon which you can impose Any features, traits or skill sets that you chose And its knowledge grows It will outpace Any human lab assistant you could hire It can research any data you desire And it never tires There won't be small talk to waste your time It won't engage unless you tell it to It has all the same interests as you In debate mode, Though I guess it could be programmed to say "yes," It excels at finding different points of view Making educated arguments with some success Brand new and it understands you A companion who won't abandon you You can see here With its perfectly articulated joints It can ascertain your different pressure points Never disappoints When it speaks with The latest cutting-edge voice synthesis And you close your eyes a little bit, like this It can emulate a realistic kiss It never feels the need to condescend It doesn't need to make you think that it's your friend It doesn't worry if its words offend at all May I present the Human Doll Once a pipe dream Now a preproduction prototype machine One that only says exactly what it means And it's mine.