It's the golden age of doubling down
Try and catch me now
As if you'd know how
If the olden days are coming back around
You can count me out
If there's any doubt
So I'll offer you a moment of grace
Just in case
You misunderstood
You wouldn't say that straight to my face
Oh, you would?
Well, of course you would!
It's the golden age of doubling down
Just watch me now
As I take a bow
If the olden days were half as good as the days we're in now
You can count me out
If there's any doubt
In the golden age of doubling down
We're in crazy town
Run by circus clowns
And if somebody suggests we take the temperature down
Well, without a doubt
They'll be ushered out
You just speak the truth that needs to be told
You're so bold
You're a ten year old
When the cruelty is the point, I can tell
This is Hell
This is Actual Hell
I woke up early from a wonderful dream
Refreshed and energized by what I had seen
When the voice of God spoke
It was totally woke
The internet exploded in a puff of white smoke
It's the golden age of doubling down
And you're wondering how
We could be here now
In the olden days they got so good at pushing folks around
That they're freaking out
Acting so devout
Though I thought there might be some disconnect
I suspect
I was incorrect
And if you can't say anything nice
My advice
Is to say it twice
Oh, oh, in the golden age of doubling down
Though I don't know how
We've survived 'til now
Since the olden days are coming back around
Let's go underground
For an ultrasound
You can tell me this is not who we are
That's bizarre
This is who we are
When it feels like nothing's left to defend
Or amend
This must be the end
This must be the end of something, I guess
This must be the end of something, I guess