They said Bryan Adams was busy And Nickelback all had to work They meant to call Drake but called me by mistake So you're stuck with a song by this jerk They asked me to write you a number To show you just how we all feel We know you're a fan of the land we call Canada But here's what I've got to reveal That Canada loves you back Canada loves you back Canada loves you back Canada loves you back Wherever you go we want you to know That Ryan, Canada loves you back A genuine Canadian icon Like Shatner, or Alex Trebek You're almost as juicy as Bruno Gerussi And much better known in Quebec Oh, of all the Canadian Ryans You've gotta be in our top three We'll drink American gin when your team in Wales wins And tell everyone you're from B.C. 'Cause Canada's got your back Canada's got your back When things aren't so good in old Hollywood Remember Canada's got your back You're Canada's own superhero And not simply when you're on screen You shine a spotlight on the people who might Not otherwise get to be seen Oh, of course we would love to take credit But that's not what Canadians do Our nation's foundation of self-deprecation Seems like it has rubbed off on you And Canada loves you back Canada loves you back Wherever you go we want you to know That Ryan, Canada loves you back How 'bout something anthemic? Or something Celine ought to sing? He helped us all through the pandemic So, what you waiting for? Let those church bells ring And Canada loves you back Canada loves you back Wherever you go we want you to know That Ryan, Canada loves you back Canada loves you back (oh-ooh) Canada loves you back (yeah) Wherever you go we want you to know That Ryan, Canada (better not, better not, better not screw up) (But until you do) We love you back