You don't like what your mama said 'Cause what your mama said is all wrong You dont like what your mama said 'Cause what your mama said is all wrong Good morning and so it goes Another angry white guy on the radio He's lying because he knows He's got one finger on the trigger and another up his nose, singing You don't like what your mama said 'Cause what your mama said is all wrong You don't like what your mama said 'Cause what your mama said is all wrong The stories you've heard before Like when Christopher Columbus rode a dinosaur The liberals will take your guns And then they'll take your children and the terrorists have won You don't like what your mama said 'Cause what your mama said is all wrong You don't like what your mama said 'Cause what your mama said is all wrong She's paying for liberty To auction off my storage space on A&E The zombies will roam the earth To feast on our misfortune while debating what it's worth, singing You don't like what your mama said 'Cause what your mama said is all wrong You don't like what your mama said 'Cause what your mama said is all wrong