It's even worse than I had feared Please go away there's no one here It's just a lonely day in sunny Southern California Every day just looks the same Another moves back east in shame Another lonely day in sunny Southern California Too old to lie about my age Too young to die aupon the stage Another lonely day in sunny Southern California Put your hand in mine I'll introduce you to my pets, oh yeah This one's called They're Lying to Us All This one's called Regret, it is the patron saint Of Southern California What Could Have Been and What Never Was Conspire against us all because They love a lonely day in sunny Southern California Another lonely day in sunny Southern California