"There was a boy Who liked to wiggle his tooth loose so he could show it Then we'd watch While he'd tie it to a doorknob, wind up, and then slam it That was how he liked to have his teeth pulled out He told us how he liked to feel it when it came out He grew tired Of his doorknobs and so he thought up a brand-new trick He said he'd tie His tooth to his dog's tail, find a stick, wind up, and then throw it That was how he liked to have his teeth pulled out He told us how he liked to feel it when it came out He called his dog But just as he was set to throw, his dad arrived there He yelled at him And got some pliers, held him, wound up, and yanked it out right there That wasn't how he liked to have his teeth pulled out He wouldn't tell us how it felt when it came out"