She said she was lookin' for someone to have a new adventure I said, "Lead on" In a town so new and strange Wall to wall and ray to ray I said, "Lead on" I thought she was spontaneous But it all worked out a sham I woke up handcuffed to the bedpost Staring at the lava lamp Lava lamp Lava lamp Lava lamp Well I never thought that a stunner Would ever do such a runner With my wallet and my pride What a way to awaken Hungover, cold and naked And hypnotized As that oil flows, so deep and slow I knew that I was scammed I woke up handcuffed to the bedpost Staring at the lava lamp As that oil flows, so deep and slow I knew that I was scammed I woke up handcuffed to the bedpost Staring at the lava lamp Lava lamp Lava lamp Lava lamp Hey, look at the lava lamp Look at the lava lamp Look at the lava lamp Look at the lava lamp Look at the lava lamp Look at the lava lamp Look at the lava lamp Look at the lava lamp