Okay, this is the most popular game in the world right now
I'm decent at shooters, let's see what all the hype is about
Fortnite - Ready up the spotlight
Locked tight - Into every streamer's gunsights
I might give in a little to the hype
But I'll try to not be shy and give up after one fight
I'll bite - Ready for the royal battle
That's right - You know I'm gonna test your meddle
Foresight - Waitin' for the green light
Let's be clear, you won't get near me
As we hit the drop site
Oh... I'm dead already.
That was fast, I just landed.
Geez, alright let me try again.
Fortnite - Let me get my skills right
I'll fight - aiming down the gunsight
Sit tight - I'll be with you forthright
But to be fair, landing there
May not be smart in hindsight
Damnit! Dead again!
I'm clearly landing in the wrong spot.
I think I need to change my strategy.
That's tight - I'll be flossing on your grave tonight
No spite - These dances bring me much delight
Seriously?!
I don't even think I landed before I was shot.
I just hit the ground dead.
No, you know what? One more chance.
That's all I'm gonna give this.
One more try.
This bites - I'm not cut out for Fortnite
And I'm Dead.
Nope, nope, screw this, done.
I'm moving over to Apex Legends instead.
Time to call your editor
I'm the apex predator
Give me all your upvotes
Like your favorite Redditor
Gaaaaah, dead here too...
I've had it with these battle royale games!
That's it, I'm sticking to Tetris 99 instead.
Seriously?! 98th place?! Son of a-