Driving on the Scajaquada outside of Buffalo
Lazy says he flipped their Prius driving in the snow
You're hearing Hammy snoring, Jellvis cuts a fart
Our ride feels like it might completely fall apart
Stuffed into a minivan so I can barely move (get off my back)
Lookin' for a rest stop, I think I've gotta poo
You've never seen a show like ours
We'll blow the power in the bar
We've got two drummers, one bass and seven lead guitars
And the show goes on
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As we arrive and get ready for the show and put our costumes on
If its one thing that we don't need
It's another man's nakеd ass to see
If you want good music, you're outta luck
If you're not drunk, we'rе gonna suck
We belong in a garbage truck, Green Jellö just runs a mock
And the show goes on
Ladies and gentlemen, the shittiest band in the world
Green Jellö
I need everyone here to make some noise
Everyone, give me the finger
Bring out the Punk Rock Puppets
Grab you a puppet and get on the stage
Crowd is screaming (hey, hey, hey)
I shout at the fans and I tell them to lay
Then jump up in the air as "The Bear Song" plays
Syko holds the mic cord (so it doesn't trip the fans)
Beer pours down my ballsack (to the mouth of a man)
Then we take a look and see standing on a chair (Krusty)
He bends over in a jock strap (and we try to look away)
A young drunk man dressed as Fred
Pushes in the pit with a Flintstone head
The crowd's all around this half naked man
Swinging my shirt (with a mic in his hand)
Oh yeah, that's alright
INSTRUMENTAL
You gotta be louder
There's a loud guy in his underwear
Get the fuck out!
Later on, after the show, as Bill stares down at his phone
We finish signing autographs and taking photos
We gather all the puppets and hope that none were stole
We hustle all the merchandise and then we go get stoned