They think I'm starvin like "I don't know what you eat"
I beg your pardon but I don't know what you mean
I got a mean appetite more than average size
No I don't skip a la mode with the apple pie
Triple scoop soy milk or coconut
Flavors from vanilla cookie dough to mocha fudge
And boca burgers like word
Fake chicken fingers is the tip of the ice berg
No tree huggin stereotypes
I'm about to read a pizza its burial rites
I'll murder a slice, if we're sharin a pie
Just skip the pepperoni keep the dairy aside
I know what you're thinkin- that's bruschetta
Nah, we got the soy cheese counterfeit cheddar
Up the nachos guacamole tacos
Avocado sushi domo arigato
What do you eat? What about meat?
What about protein? What about cheese?
Can you eat fish? Do you eat this?
Would you eat that? Are you anemic?
What do you eat? What about meat?
What about protein? What about cheese?
Can you eat fish? Do you eat this?
Would you eat that? Are you anemic?
Wakin up cookin up coconut bacon
Tofu scramblin vegan pancakin
Makin homefries, bread breakin
Fruit in the blender almond milk shakin
Hit the bagels with the cashew butter
Soy cream cheese if it's suits you better
Finger foods is the hand they dealt me
Sweet potato fries with the tempeh.L.T.
Gimme gimme junk food till it hurts me,
Attack a pack of snacks with no mercy
Quit cold turkey switched to Tofurky
Ditched Slim Jims and hit the soy jerky
Super hot sauce suicide silly
Thai chili packs heat screw a nine milli
Nine million meals, none from the deli
Belly of the beast no beasts in my belly
What do you eat? What about meat?
What about protein? What about cheese?
Can you eat fish? Do you eat this?
Would you eat that? Are you anemic?
What do you eat? What about meat?
What about protein? What about cheese?
Can you eat fish? Do you eat this?
Would you eat that? Are you anemic?
They call it rabbit food
Just cuz I don't call a rabbit food
They call it rabbit food
Just cuz I don't call a rabbit food