Song By Katie Costello & Caitlin Raftery I hate talking and I hate walking next to someone I don t know Someone I don t know And I hate pretending to keep up this friend thing When I have enough friends and I d rather be at home Things would be much easier And it would really save some time If you knew my favorite color And my favorite kind of pie I wish there was a social excuse to make you a cassette tape I d teach you all about my life from side B to side A Fast forward rewind But never, oh, never mind I hate been picky but right now you don t get me But in time I think you will and I know you won t until You listen very closely to the tape and mostly You will see how I ve become someone I hope you ll know and love Things would be much easier If you knew my favorite color And my favorite kind of pie I wish there was a social excuse to make you a cassette tape I d teach you all about my life from side B to side A Fast forward rewind But never, oh, never mind Good friends know that I ve never tried a boysenberry Good friends know that in the wintertime my legs are hairy Good friends know that I never understood chemistry Good friends know that I never date people who know less than me You don t know and we re not getting any younger You don t know and telling you would just take longer I wish there was a social excuse to make you a cassette tape I d teach you all about my life from side B to side A