All alone again All alone again I speak as if I've lived One minute With eyes not fixed upon this screen Stalking the girls I could never fuck I mean, their sluts, but it seems I lack that luck And I'm not the man to wash my hands Home alone or acting like we hit it off Cuz either way I'm just jerking someone off Until we're dicks out and pissing Until you leave town wishing I won't be satisfied Things are gonna be different now you'll see And as for all the dirty laundry you've left me It's getting aired and with heavy rotation You'd better have a damn good explanation You act as though you've lived A lie because your tan's been overcooked But I've been burned and burned (and burned and burned) And now every single day I look more like my father I've only got so many layers and its only getting hotter Until we're dicks out and pissing Until you leave town wishing I won't be satisfied Things are gonna be different now you'll see And as for all the dirty laundry you've left me It's getting aired and with heavy rotation You'd better have a damn good explanation I didn't mean to be so forward But there are some things you should know He loves you like a truck stop screw "When we're alone he adores me" You best get it straight, say it "When we're both dressed you just bore me" 2x's Things are gonna be different now you'll see And as for all the dirty laundry you've left me It's getting aired you'll see Things are gonna be different now you'll see And as for all the dirty laundry you've left me It's getting aired and with heavy rotation You'd better have a damn good explanation