If I would catch a goldfish
I would wish just one wish
I want to turn back time to better prepare
For all the people coming from everywhere
Now people are talking bad about me (me)
But I'm the one willing to serve everybody (everybody)
Come taste my plum cake, and drink my smoothie (smoothie)
When you're in trouble, call me, 'cause I'm your Mutti (Mutti)
Ruf mich an (gela)
Ruf mich an (gela)
I'm an angel in disguise, ex-virgin from paradise!
Ruf mich an (gela)
Ruf mich an (gela)
I can take you to heaven, when I count to eleven!
Eins, zwei, tax frei
Drier, vier, gratis bier
Fünf, sechs, beautiful legs!
Sieben, acht, acht, acht!
Neun, super euro coin!
Zehn, bitte schön!
11, 11, 11, 11, 11, 11, 11, 11, 11, 11, 11!
Jesus Christ, this is paradise
Jesus Christ, here is no scheiß (nein)
Here are some rules that you must obey (obey)
Jesus Christ, listen what I say (say)
Don't be a jerk-y, like the president of Turkey, oops!
Everybody shout: Putin, Putout (hey, hey)
Come on, shake hands with woman
Who wears the pa-pa-pants, pants of Europe (juhuu)
And the boxer shorts, too!
All together now, everybody (komm, komm)
All together now
Everybody do the chu chu train
All together now!
(Was ist das?)
The new world will be the best
The whole year Oktoberfest!
Ruf mich an (gela)
Ruf mich an (gela)
I'm an angel in disguise, ex-virgin from paradise!
Ruf mich an (gela)
Ruf mich an (gela)
I can take you to heaven, when I count to eleven!
Ruf mich an (gela)
Ruf mich an (gela)
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
I love sunbathing naked!
Ruf mich an (gela)
Ruf mich an (gela)
It's getting hot in Europe, ja
It's time for FKK!
Eins, zwei, tax frei
Drier, vier, gratis bier
Fünf, sechs, bier ex!
Sieben, acht, toll gemacht
Neun, zehn, bitte schön
11, 12, das Gölf!
13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20
30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90
99 luftballons!
Willkomen, bienvenue, welcome
To New Deutschland, to New Europe, to New World!
Sorry, you go back
Tschhüss!
Wir schaffen das!