When I woke up in the morning And just watching all the news Only black life matters now And Santa's kissing with a dude So things are really different Since I was a snotty kid Tell me how we got so far from it? Now I'm a fat dad gets mad But am I really that lad? Jealous of your photoshopped muscles How can I get that? Crawling, I'm all in New adventures are calling Am I still hot like Alec Baldwin? All I really need now is beer in my hands At my hometown pub with all my friends The fiddle plays our favourite songs And we dance Tonight I get some romance All I really need now is beer in my hands At my hometown pub with all my friends The fiddle plays our favourite songs And we dance Like old-fashioned grumpy men We punched each other in the face When someone bullied us Had a reckless life but nobody bit the dust We played football on the streets Had some broken bones Smoked and sold dad's cigarettes In the high school-zone We stole the neighbour's drink Then we ran into the night Whistling at the bitches round the corner Then the cops we'd fight We were fooling pretty girls And made their mothers cry Oh, we had the time of our lives All I really need now is beer in my hands At my hometown pub with all my friends The fiddle plays our favourite songs And we dance Tonight I get some romance All I really need now is beer in my hands At my hometown pub with all my friends The fiddle plays our favourite songs And we dance Like old-fashioned grumpy men All I really need now is beer in my hands At my hometown pub with all my friends The fiddle plays our favourite songs And we dance Tonight I get some romance All I really need now is beer in my hands At my hometown pub with all my friends The fiddle plays our favourite songs And we dance Like old-fashioned grumpy men