Never be a Woman, Never be a Man, Looking at life only on one hand They're so shallow that they're washing up on the sand But they're better than I am Better than I could ever be, better than my friends, better than me. Standing outside of the dull club line, Looks like your smelling shit all the time Looking fucking funny in your lame Americana AD But your better than I am Better than I could ever be, better than my friends, better than me. Better at being an asshole, Better at being evil Waahooo My Friends are living and they're learning and They're washing away the filth they were given Life they were living wasn't half of what we dreamt up. But you're Better at being an asshole, Better at being evil, Better at being an asshole and I Been in puddles that were deeper And you wanna know the reason why I Look like a clown from your two eyes, Well To be reborn again you have to die But you're better than I am