You got that chemical taste no one breaks that Thought you were sweet at first, now I gotta spit you out No taste, and the imitation is supposed to be flattering My only wish is you would forget me Aspartame! Impostor! Buster! Poser! Pandora's Pack of boozers, the day you came here For a metal that hacked my brain so you could have a souvenir No taste and the imitation's cheap unsettling My only wish is you would forget me Aspartame! Impostor! Buster! Poser! ♪ I'm sweet but true, but you're a snake in the grass Preying on me and everything I own I'm sweet but true, but you're a snake in the grass Preying on me and everything I own I'm sweet but true, but you're a snake in the grass Preying on me and everything I own I'm sweet but true, but you're a snake in the grass Come around here and we'll kick you Aspartame! Impostor! Buster! Poser! Aspartame! Impostor! Buster! Poser! (Pow!)