Yeah Hey yo this right here is my laptop E.Cole I rocking the house party You ready? Let's go Coming in hot Open up the lid so I can push the power button down I gotta boot this shit up, ain't got time to fuck around Got a brain full of fresh ideas I gotta try 'em It's a misnomer 'cause ThinkPads can't devise 'em The station's outfitted with damn heavy artillery Official business done on my own LAN like Hillary I'm plugged in like USB cables but these days We wanna sit idle like screen savers and dream fables A CPU is all the shit that I need Rawest motherfucking sound without an MPC Dipped in the archive to listen to beats from 2003? No ctrl like I'm missing the key Now I'm working just to meet the demand over in Hungary That means I'm gonna need more RAM to keep up with me I'll murder the tracks and convert 'em to digital weaponry They charge the PC as accessory, don't test me I got songs on my laptop! (Got songs) Coming in hot like blacktop (Coming in hot like) Rocking the house party (Hot like hot like) Laptop loaded like a magazine We spray bullets (That's a piece!) Check my CD player I got Pharoahe in the tray Straight ripping Simon Says like it's the banger of the day But I got too many songs off Limewire with worms Now the cooling fans sound like a timed dryer at worst Oh shit my C: Drive's full I need a bigger D Storage drive bro I don't mean a bigger peen Forget the cloud there's too much lag on web servers Still bumping 64 kbps versions But even through all that I been spoiled 'Cause calling Tech Support's like chewing on tin foil I took all of my files and backed 'em up to zip disc In case I bricked it but that still made me the dipshit Spitting bars on these beats they start flaming I'm coming with heat the firewall can't contain it When the broads heard these songs on my laptop I said to my dad, "Look at these thongs on my lap, pop!" (Sheesh) I got songs on my laptop! (Lap lap) Gonna need CPR Burning up CDRs E.Cole I rocking the house party Bring your own sheets Headphone Out to the Aux In We blast shit (Blast shit) Need a new screen