Everybody's got their problems Like a TV cross to bear And no network way to solve them Life can truly be unfair I swear I've seen this episode before Studio suffering Crying for the camera Dying for the camera Studio suffering, oh no As the world turns on misfortune Crowds form to feign the shame All eyes tune in to the torment But refuse to take the blame I swear I've seen this episode before But I don't think I need to see no more Studio suffering Crying for the camera Dying for the camera Studio suffering, oh no Studio suffering Crying for the camera Dying for the camera Studio suffering, oh no