So welcome, worshiped guests, to this famous address,
To the hottest tandmark, to this jewel of the dark.
Know you dreamed of this day, know it was a long way.
A museum unique, best one ever built,
By a forgotten race today unknown in space.
This is their fame. Pride of Creation was their name.
There's a place you will never forget!
It's a must to see black planet
In a past long before we showed up
The whole place was not nice.
Trouble, dirt, dirty fights the whole day
Till the day of the great discovery
On their special field (Say hurray!)
The clean bomb! Black planet!
They were smart but not wise, wanted all for low price.
Great sports men they were, races they did prefer.
Historian John: Arms race was what they were nuts on.
There's a place you will never forget!
It's a must to see black planet
In a past long before we showed up
The whole place was not nice.
Trouble, dirt, dirty fights the whole day
Till the day of the great discovery
On their special field (Say hurray!)
The clean bomb! Black planet!
In a past long before we showed up
Lived a race of very strange nuts.
Can't believe the stories about them.
It simply cannot be!
There's a place you will never forget!
It's a must to see black planet
In a past long before we showed up
The whole place was not nice.
Trouble, dirt, dirty fights the whole day
Till the day of the great discovery
On their special field (Say hurray!)
The clean bomb! Black planet!