Meghan says I've got a brand new toy Something to watch And something you'll enjoy A woman you've never seen And a man that you know Grainy video tapes Of an old time rock and roller And when he dies they'll talk about him Saying he was a very bad man And if you stop to think about it What would you say... he's a very bad man I've always known that folks did stuff like this But watching Johnny not be so good Kind of made me sick After meeting a hundred punkers Who thought it was a gas I'm starting to think he's funny And his kinks they make me laugh