Ready! Today, I made the mistake Of entering their domain I may never escape My loss will be their gain Hear their warning call Don't go to the mall We need a bigger breed of cats Cornered like raccoons Hope they get here soon Save us from the 60 pound mall rats They can smell your fear And see the sweat drip off your brow They will circle you and leer Make a run for it right now Hear their warning call Don't go to the mall We need a bigger breed of cats Cornered like raccoons Hope they get here soon Save us from the 60 pound mall rats