Looking at you from across this table Discussion is ready, willing, and able But something's on your mind, or maybe it's not I'm wondering what's going on Do conversations make sense where you come from? The revelation hits me from out of the blue It's the simplest, most consistent logical explanation for Why you are so weird You, you are a space alien What planet are you from? You are a space alien I think that you're so dumb There's a blank expression set on your face Are you communicating with friends in outer space Or are social connections a problem wherever you go? All the signs point to one place You are an alien from outer space And then there's the thing You've got green blood It's the simplest, most consistent logical explanation for Why you are so weird You, you are a space alien What planet are you from? You are a space alien I think that you're so dumb You are a space alien What planet are you from? You are a space alien I think that you're so dumb You are a space alien Get back in your spaceship You are a space alien I can't take this head trip