They know they're doing this on the west coast to the east coast And so do all the stations from Fargo to Chicago There's local heroes and kids who can't do the math But the one who did only points at the weather map Bury me with stories of 200 ghosts The lakes and the fakes always get the most: coverage So put the feel good to start-the rest put later on To end a segment on stars The war? Lets lead them on Channel X Channel 0 Ch. Ch. X Just look at what they do when the pressures on to dumb us down "Let's go with a piece on a diet trend"-what a mastermind! And if our arms don't reach-are they too short? These ideas and mindsets should make it through But as long as we know who won the game last night-we know we never might Please put the world first, so when we're all in one spot is it a riot now? And with a flight jacket on, am I a pilot now? 10 O'Clock 10 O'Clock That's when the world stops!