Well, my name it is a number It's on a piece of plastic film And I've been growin' funny flowers Outside of my little window sill And don't you know I'm a 2000 man And my kids, they just don't understand me at all You know, my wife still respects me Even though I've really misused her I am having an affair With the random computer Don't you know I'm a 2000 man And my kids, they just don't understand me at all Oh daddy, proud of your planet Oh mummy, proud of your sun Oh daddy, proud of your planet Oh mummy, proud of your sun Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin' Like it did when you were young Or did they come down crashin' Seeing all the things you'd done Spacing out and having fun Oh daddy, proud of your planet Oh mummy, proud of your son Oh daddy, proud of your planet Oh mummy, proud of your sun ♪ Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin' Like it did when you were young Or did they come down crashin' Seeing all the things you'd done Spacing out and having fun Don't you know I'm a 2000 man And my kids, they just don't understand me at all And don't you know I'm a 2000 man And my kids, they just don't understand me at all Understand me Understand me Understand me, understand me Don't you know I'm a 2000 man And my kids, they just don't understand me at all And don't you know I'm a 2000 man And my kids, they just don't understand me at all ♪ I'm a 2000 man I'm a 2000 man I'm a 2000 man I'm a 2000 man I'm a 2000 man Yeah, 2000