Drinkin' the rest of last night's beer Staring at channel 5 Headin' down a one-way street It's a wonder I'm still alive Nothin' left to say Nothin' left to do But light another cigarette and mark off another day I'm travelin' down The wrong side of the road Save your advice I ignore what I'm told We're all takin' bets On how much longer I can last I'm on the wrong side of the road Waitin' to crash All those friends I used to know They never come around They copied their life off a TV screen They screw up and settled down Reminisce in bars Is all that they do now Like if they talk about it long enough It'll all come back somehow I'm travelin' down The wrong side of the road Save your advice I ignore what I'm told We're all takin' bets On how much longer I can last I'm on the wrong side of the road Waitin' to crash Yeah I listen to the preacher talk about the God of Love The one we're supposed to fear I'd sit real still in my good clothes Listening to what we wanted to hear Talk about the things That are supposed to set you free Jesus or Jack Daniels fucker It's all the same to me I'm travelin' down The wrong side of the road Save your advice I ignore what I'm told We're all takin' bets On how much longer I can last I'm on the wrong side of the road Waitin' to crash