There's a boy who liked to fish Some night's he'd never missed Throw a line here, throw a line there Soon he had a line throw everywhere He done run outta worms He done run outta worms That boy will never learn Leave him alone, and he'll pinch your weed Every party, he's asked to leave No one stops by, stari'n at the phone He's sittin' home all alone He done run outta worms He done run outta worms That boy will never learn He's a nice young man who had it all He grew up rich, blonde, and tall He lost his job and watched his wife leave Havin' started to whore and thieve He done run outta worms I said, he done run outta worms He done run outta worms That boy will never learn