Couldn't find a girl Couldn't start a fight Wound up at the drive-in On a Saturday night Not enough money for the boys to get drunk Had to flip a coin To see who'd hide in the trunk Spend all week listening to the teacher Wind up at a sex romp double feature Don't seem fair, don't seem right Stuck at the drive-in on a Saturday night Well me and the boys gonna try our hand Picking up girls at the concession stand Hey there pretty baby, by the popcorn stand You're prettier than the actress on the 50 foot screen Me and the boys traveled far Some "OFF" and blankets back at the car Your mommy ain't here So it's all right Stuck at the drive-in on a Saturday night! Well me and the boys done all right so far Some cuties and french fries back at the car The lights went off and the movie came on It was "The Naked Nurses that Ate Saigon" Sherri called it dirty Mary called it porn But when it broke in the middle, They honked the horn During intermission, we turned it down low, And danced on the hood to the radio Second feature started We were long gone Took 'em home, said, "good-night Meet you at the drive-in next Saturday night"