My grandaddy made moonshine And my daddy grew some weed But neither one of them pay enough When you got 6 kids to feed I guess jobs are getting hard to find But there never were none around here So if you're from the holler and want to make that dollar One path is oh so clear Fly to West Virginia With some meds from FLA Take a greyhound to Kentucky And seel some along the way Cause as long as there's a weakness to abuse I'll be struttin' round the mountain in brand new shoes Pillbilly Blues!! I'd like to Hit a bar for a beer But liquor ain't legal round here I'll be on the oxycotton express Whenever the coast is clear The Pill mills are hopping Like a xanax shopping mall And I've done my doctor shopping That's the easiest part of all Cause long as there's a system to abuse I'll be struttin' round the mountain in brand new shoes Pillbilly Blues!!