Well, something about my hometown people Kentucky, yeah, gone Are you gonna eat that or are You just gonna let it go to waste? We don't like that kind 'round here Are you gonna get up or just sit there all day? It takes money to buy that beer You gotta have beer Well, living on fried baloney And playing alimony how I hate this town Where cold eyes are like lightning Dumb words are like thunder, I feel stone cold down Should I even get up or should I just jerk off all day? You should see the mess I made Trying to find a girl who enjoys a doomed fate I said, listen Feeling like a loser Before the game even stars, how I hate this town Where cold eyes are like lightning Dumb eyes are like thunder, I feel stone cold down Feel like the buzzards That been following me that are coming 'round Where cold eyes are like lightning Dumb eyes are like thunder, I feel stone cold down Stone cold down, stone cold down, stone cold down