The smell of plastic human monsters is all over the town Take a look in the mirror and ask yourself: 'Is it a monster?' The smell of monsters is all over the town They're after me try to catch my soul Monsters wanna lead me, monsters wanna cheat me Monsters everywhere make me lose control Oh yeah they want me, but they won't get me They try to stick a plastic monster inside of me [Chorus:] Whatcha gonna do when they're after you? We're fast and frightening! Whatcha gonna do if they want you to? We hit like lightning Monster detector - plastic rejecter Monsters make me sleep with an open eye Human in disguise, with their empty minds Monsters in the subway, trying to confess me I guess I had a monster in my bed last night They try to stick a monster inside of me [Chorus] [Bridge:] Clit n balls is all it takes to make the monsters lose the chase Cuz their plastic lives in their plastic sleeves can't stand real beasts Woahhh! So all you plastics out there mind your own business and let us be Cuz if you don't, you bring out the real beastsssss!