"Never again," I said as I awoke in my pissed on bed. Swore off all the booze and the drugs Making me an animal that pukes on the bar and takes off his clothes And don't give a shit who's gettin' pissed off. Just when I think I'll be a good man I start to get thirsty, here's trouble again. It's time for a bender Ain't gonna remember Just a hell of a time And it happens every night "We have to ask you to leave" "Where the hell are my keys?" "Who's taking me home?" And it happens every night It happens every night Woke up In the morn to a snoring face of horror Blacked out so glad don't remember disgusting times we had And just as my buzz begins to wear off and the evil hangover wants to show up I crawl to the place I'm always welcome at Because money is green and my liver is black